November 6, 2024 – Rusty2024.org

Our very own Rusty, the canine with a campaign as unruffled as his fur, would like to offer his sincerest congratulations to President Donald J. Trump on his historic victory. As an up-and-coming leader in the dog community, Rusty knows a thing or two about loyalty (though he’s still working on that whole “not getting distracted by squirrels” thing). In a statement released from his dog bed earlier today, Rusty expressed his excitement about working with President Trump to usher in a new era for dogs everywhere.

“President Trump has always understood the importance of dogs,” Rusty woofed confidently. “From securing our borders to protecting our treats, I’m confident he’ll be an advocate for all dogs — big or small, purebred or mixed, poodle or pug. I look forward to working closely with him on our shared mission to Make Having A Dog Great Again!”

Rusty has already suggested a few potential policy initiatives to support the new agenda, including “Free Belly Rub Wednesdays” and a proposed bill for “Daily Treat Quotas.” Rumor has it that Rusty and the President are in talks about organizing the first-ever “White House Paw-ty,” where dogs of all breeds would have the opportunity to run free on the White House lawn (with a designated hydrant, of course).

As Rusty has always said, it’s not just about barking up the right tree — it’s about chasing after the best stick. With his paws and his principles firmly aligned with President Trump’s vision, Rusty is ready to lend his support in making America the dog-friendly nation we all know it can be.

Stay tuned for updates on Rusty’s upcoming legislative initiatives and White House visits. Together, we can all look forward to a future filled with wagging tails and patriotic paws!